Jake: What's 100 plus zero?
Grandma: 100.
Jake: What's 1,000,000 plus zero?
GM: 1,000,000
Jake: What's infinity plus zero?
GM: Infinity.
Jake: What's infinity plus infinity?
GM: Infinity.
Jake: Is infinity the nothing number too?
Me: [!!?!?]
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Ella's Entry
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Today's Acheivements
Ella completed a 24 piece Elmo puzzle by herself today. She also figured out how to use the computer mouse to play her favorite games on Yo Gabba Gabba.
Jacob picked up a little theology today:
(Jacob is playing a Power Rangers game on the computer.)
J: Can you help me play this game?
Me: No, Jake, you have to either keep trying or try another game. Besides, that game is too hard for me.
J: Do you know who can win this game?
Me: Who?
J: God.
Me: Oh...
J: Where does God live?
Me: Well, some people say that God is everywhere and some people say that God lives in heaven and some people say that He lives in our hearts and some people say that he doesn't live anywhere.
J: I know where he lives.
Me: Oh yeah?
J: In heaven.
Me: Okay!
J: Can we go talk to God?
Me: Well, sometimes God chooses to talk to people like Moses or I guess if you died and went to heaven you could talk to God. Or you could pray.
(Taught Jacob how to pray a nice little prayer about the nice weather and parents.)
J: I wanna pray a different prayer.
Me: Oh yeah? What do you want to pray for?
J: To win this game.
Jacob picked up a little theology today:
(Jacob is playing a Power Rangers game on the computer.)
J: Can you help me play this game?
Me: No, Jake, you have to either keep trying or try another game. Besides, that game is too hard for me.
J: Do you know who can win this game?
Me: Who?
J: God.
Me: Oh...
J: Where does God live?
Me: Well, some people say that God is everywhere and some people say that God lives in heaven and some people say that He lives in our hearts and some people say that he doesn't live anywhere.
J: I know where he lives.
Me: Oh yeah?
J: In heaven.
Me: Okay!
J: Can we go talk to God?
Me: Well, sometimes God chooses to talk to people like Moses or I guess if you died and went to heaven you could talk to God. Or you could pray.
(Taught Jacob how to pray a nice little prayer about the nice weather and parents.)
J: I wanna pray a different prayer.
Me: Oh yeah? What do you want to pray for?
J: To win this game.
Picture FYI
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Sunday, May 10, 2009
Jake the Linguist. (Warning: minor kidbrag.)
From the back of the car yesterday, Jake asked "Daddy, what's 'lee' mean?"
"Lee, like the name?"
"No, 'ly,' like 'accidentally.'"
I stumbled around an explanation of the meaning of the suffix -ly, and ended the explanation by saying "So you can say that [i.e., the thing I clumsily explained -ly means] by saying -ly after some words."
He thought for a second, then asked, "Kinda like -er and -est"?
He must have picked this up from PBS or something because I didn't teach it to him.
So we talked about some -er and -est words for a while. Then after a few seconds' pause, Jake asked, "What's 'well' mean?"
"You mean like what you get water from?"
"No, I mean like, 'Well, that may be true, but what I really want is a tiger.'"
The kid's got a future in Linguistics he does.
-Kris
"Lee, like the name?"
"No, 'ly,' like 'accidentally.'"
I stumbled around an explanation of the meaning of the suffix -ly, and ended the explanation by saying "So you can say that [i.e., the thing I clumsily explained -ly means] by saying -ly after some words."
He thought for a second, then asked, "Kinda like -er and -est"?
He must have picked this up from PBS or something because I didn't teach it to him.
So we talked about some -er and -est words for a while. Then after a few seconds' pause, Jake asked, "What's 'well' mean?"
"You mean like what you get water from?"
"No, I mean like, 'Well, that may be true, but what I really want is a tiger.'"
The kid's got a future in Linguistics he does.
-Kris
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