Just Overheard

Ella: I'm gonna do a ballerina dance!
Jake: I'm gonna do a ballerina dance too.
Ella: You can't do a ballerina dance! You have to be four!
Jake: I've already been four...
Ella: *sighs* Jacob, your're five. You're not four. You can't do the dance because you don't know how.

(Ella was told that she can't take ballet lessons until she's four, so that's the magic ballerina number. Usually if you tell her she has to be four, she screams, "YOU CAN BE THREE TOO!" Which is true, but just too dang bad. Next year...)